utter nonsense

Saturday, October 26, 2002

okay i'm a bitch because i dont want to read some weird ass poem about giving head. i mean, as much as i enjoy giving it, it's nothing i would write poetry about. hell, i don't even write cheesey love poems to boyfriends, why the hell would anyone write some half assed poem about giving head? hmmm.. i just re-read this, maybe i am a bitch, but so what? i hate 99% of all the females out there, so i have every right to be a bitch.

so, i saw JACKASS tonight. THE FUNNIEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!!!! holy shit, i almost had an asthma attack i was laughing so hard. from the opening credit to the VERY last credit, the movie ad me rolling with laughter. it didnt feel like an hour and a half had passed, more like 20 minutes. i didnt want it to end...
and i've discovered some new boys to crush on... and here they are:


chris pontius (i like him dressed up as party boy)


ryan dunn (even though he looks sniper like in this pic)









posted by: Kerri at 5:17 am